This is the story about what happened to me about a year after The Worst Blow-Off Ever (read that HERE). What happens when you’ve been blown off in the worst way possible and she comes back? Ignore her! What she did was unforgivable! Or not… I was on a quest to find someone special I…
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She was gorgeous. She was cool as hell. Tall and slender, but with all the right curves. Her blue eyes sparkled and her blonde hair bounced free. This was the kind of girl who would live on in my spank bank forever. Typically, a girl like this would only live in my spank bank. For…
Of all my mishaps, this is the one that bothers me most. It was #1 in my Top 5 Biggest Mishaps (read that HERE). This one is so huge for me because for three years I worked towards getting my moment with Dream Girl…and when I finally did, I blew it big time. Entering 10th…
Is the love letter dead? These days there just doesn’t seem to be an appreciation for the love letter like there used to. They’re ineffective, maybe even considered crazy or desperate. They still exist in television and movies, but reality is much harsher. Yes, it seems like we live in an era that wooing a girl with…
I’ll start this one with the ending: we didn’t click and it didn’t work out. No crazy mishap, no funny story, but the meat of it all was how we met. To be more specific, how we reconnected after 15 years. This was one of the best how we met stories I have had in…
This is part 3 in the 4 part story of how I came to feel despair. Read Part 1 HERE, and Part 2 HERE. If you’re in your twenties, you may not understand this, but at a certain age, you realize that the next person you connect with could be “the one.” If she is The…
In many ways, our failures define us more than our successes. We learn from them, and they build us into the people we become. But maybe this is what we tell ourselves to make us feel better about our mistakes. There’s no telling how life’s path would’ve been different if the right decision was made.…
I was fresh out of a really long relationship with the girl who inspired me to write Only In The Movies (read more about that HERE). I was truly single for the first time since Freshman year in college, and I didn’t like it. There was someone who was really excited about this though; a…
This is part two of the four part story of how I came to feel despair. You can read part 1 HERE. Looking back over the last ten or so years of my life, I realized I’ve wasted a lot of time with girls I had no connection with. Why? Just to have some sex. If I…
Here is my secret shame: I’ve always loved romantic-comedies. This is a love a man shouldn’t have. The cheesier, the better. Give me every cliche, give me Katherine Heigl; I don’t care. I love it all. I’ll shed a tear at every last minute run to the airport. I once had a dream of writing…
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